I'd like you to meet El Zappo. He's a hairy, well-tanned super criminal with rubber thigh-high boots and electro-kill-icity gloves. His base of operations: Cancun beach. He robs beach front hotels during spring break. El Zappo tends to sweat a lot (carrying all those high-voltage transistors is bound to make anyone hot) and hates getting sand in his boots. He likes money, expensive french wine and white castle burgers. He currently doesn't have a girlfriend, but he is sensitive and loves to "cuddle and snuggle" during Lifetime network movies.
Disturbing?
Maybe just a little bit.
- Jeff Tuffenstuff
